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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
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oh my god Nightvale.
Jeez, Night Vale.
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
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*buys a 3ds and pokemon y
*picks fennekin pokemon as starter
*names it “Ylvis”
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I hear a voice say, “Don’t be so blind.” It’s telling me all these things that you would probably hide. Am I your one and only desire? Am I the reason you breathe, or am I the reason you cry?
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Hey! Hey internet friends!
I got the job at Hallmark! I’m so excited I just had to let you all know asap. I’m gonna make bank and basically get to be a Christmas elf half of the year! Well…. santa’s helpers make toys but I make the wrapping paper that they get wrapped in! And when I’m not doing that, I’ll make bday paper, ribbons, and bows.
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